Today I had the most hilarious, warm and fuzzy, joyful
experience at mass that I have ever had.
Which was immediately followed by a thirty second exchange of
pleasantries with someone I knew from my former job that completely eviscerated
me and left me counting down the hours until an acceptable cocktail hour. What the hell.
People who know me well know that I am not exactly a kid
person. Yes, I love my daughter with a
soul squeezing intensity. Yes, I love my
sister’s daughter and all of my friends children. I am happy to watch them anytime, love
getting together for play dates, and have so enjoyed getting to watch them grow
up into little people. But I will never
use the childcare at church, because I never want to have to volunteer
there. Ever. And sometimes I am not super excited about
going to the park because I usually have to deal with other people’s children
in their interactions with Lucy.
I don’t think this makes me an evil person, just
biologically conservative. Parenting my
own child is difficult enough. If you
are a stranger, I don’t want to parent your child too. So keep your mean, bossy daughters from
trying to pull Lucy up the slides and keep your sugared up sons from pushing
her if she takes more than five seconds to climb a set of stairs.
Of course this entire theory of biologically conservative
parenting (aka not having to love every child you see) goes out the stained
glass window for me in church. In
church, I love all children. I love the
baby eating cheerios off the floor to my left.
I love the three year olds trying to mimic their parents in the holy
water fount and mostly just succeeding in soaking their nice church
clothes. I love that one baby screaming
in the back. I love the toddlers yelling
inappropriate things to their parents horror during those silent moments of
prayer. I love it all!
One morning Don and I were at mass at the Immaculate Heart
of Mary when we lived in Indianapolis.
Apparently it was a particularly striking homily that day, because as we
left the church Don started eagerly asking me what I thought of the Gospel and
what the priest had to say. I looked at
him blankly.
“Um…to be honest I didn’t hear the Gospel or the homily at
all. I was watching that one little boy
one pew over and two pews down rip the head and limbs off of his sister’s
Barbie and then try to put them back on in the wrong places. He was seriously confused about why the legs
didn’t fit in the neck hole. It was
amazing! You didn’t see that at all?!”
We both left mass feeling that the other person had
completely missed the point of the entire experience.
So today it was with delight that I spent the entire mass
playing with Lucy and three year old Tommy who was sitting with his mother and
two older sisters in the pew directly in front of us. It was a crowded service, and the four of
them were jammed into a space for two, so Tommy was sitting behind his eightish
year old sister. He made eyes and Lucy
and I for the first fifteen minutes of the service, but his shyness was quickly
overcome when Lucy pulled out her little travel sized magna doodle (note: by
far the best purchase I have ever made.
$1 at Target. Only comes out for
church and plane rides. Completely
awesome.) Upon seeing Lucy scribble away
at her “coloring” he immediately leaned over the back of his pew and inquired
as to what we were drawing. Lucy showed
him her scribble and he sagely nodded “Ooohhh.
An A for horse!”
“Exactly,” I responded, and our friendship was
cemented. Over the next forty five
minutes I drew the letters of the alphabet for them and quizzed them (“A for
Horse! A for Zebra! Draw an L, I love that letter it looks like
my head!”) drew animals on both Tommy’s and Lucy’s commands (“Can you draw a
cow? Can you draw a kangaroo? That’s not a snake, it’s a worm!”) and
guessed around 500 of Tommy’s own drawings (“Is that a dinosaur?”
“Nooooo!!!! It’s a picture of you and
your sister!”). Both Tommy’s mother and
myself tried to explain to him multiple times that I was Lucy’s mother, not her
sister. We both failed. In the end I decided to just be flattered.
His older sister’s left for the children’s mass, but when
they returned they were eager to play with the coloring as well. Tommy informed his eldest sister that he was
drawing just like on his iPad. She
smacked him, lightly, over the back of the head and said “In your dreams you
have an iPad! That’s Mom’s iPad! Duh!”
At one point Tommy leaned over the pew toward Lucy, gently touched her
cheek and said “She is so cute! She is
the cutest girl!” I almost had to end
our friendship then and there, but he quickly went back to coloring and I
decided to let that one slide.
The experience was capped off when everyone stood for the
final prayer of sending. As Tommy got to
his feet on the pew bench, he looked up at his mother and stated loudly “I just
tooted!” I literally choked on my own
laughter, so much so that Lucy, whom I was holding, grabbed my face and turned
it toward her asking “You OK mama?” Oh
yes. I was way more than ok. I was elated.
Best. Mass. Ever.
So it was with a very light heart that I exited the
sanctuary and made my way through the crown to the fellowship area to see if
any of my other friends were in the back of the church. Not finding anyone, I sat Lucy on top of a table,
dug my keys out of the diaper bag, and prepared to leave. Lucy slid off the table and, sensing that
freedom was immanent with these many people around us to distract me, made a
break for the doors heading out to the street.
This particular behavior is symptomatic of a current issue we have been
having. Namely, she now will take any
opportunity to run away from me and hide somewhere in plain site. This would be hilarious if the behavior did
not instinctively kick in at the precisely wrong moment. Every.
Time.
We are late for church and need to leave. Lucy runs back into the garden and drops to
the ground in the wet grass covering her head with her arms. We are waiting in the resident’s break room
to see Don for five minutes, trying not to disturb the people doing research or
the nurses taking their breaks down the hall.
Lucy runs from the room, shuts the door in my face behind her, and then
runs down the hall into the nurses break room screaming that she needs water. We are ready to leave church and trying to
avoid the crush of people in the welcome area.
Lucy tries to flee the church for the busy street, pins herself against
the church door, forcing me to come face to face with one of my former work places
board members and biggest donors.
I had Lucy pinned against the door and was leaning down to
pick her up when the donor came up to the adjoining door and said hello to
me. I looked up, somewhat in surprise,
and said hello back. She asked how I was
doing, and I said I was doing very well and asked how she was. She said she was well, looked down at Lucy
and said that this must be my daughter, so grown up now. I broke eye contact to crouch down and pick
Lucy up, saying that yes indeed it was my daughter who used to be an infant but
now was a big girl. When I straightened
back up to continue the conversation, in that split second I had been crouched
down, she had walked through the doorway and outside. Have a nice day, she called back over her
shoulder, not making any eye contact.
Her husband, instead of continuing to walk behind her out the door, had
gone behind me through another set of doors and was outside already.
I stared after them for a few seconds, wondering what had
just happened, and then put my head down and walked through the adjoining
school to the parking lot where we had parked.
Lucy asked to slide down the playground slide and I asked her if she
could wait since it had been raining all morning and the playground equipment
was soaking wet. She asked if we were
going to visit Papa at the hospital and I said yes. I walked with Lucy to the car, put her into
her car seat, got into the car and drove out of the parking lot without really
thinking at all about what I was doing, still trying to figure out what had
just happened. Well, more to the point,
trying to figure out why all of the sudden I couldn’t recall the feeling of
elation and joy I had felt when walking out of the church sanctuary, but
instead felt terribly small and grey.
We got to the hospital and the forty minutes that followed
did not do anything to alleviate my funk.
I always know that we are never assured a visit with Don when we go,
because of the nature of his work.
Sundays are always especially busy, but I wanted to take the chance
anyway. Partially because Lucy had not
seen him since dinnertime yesterday.
More so than ever now because, without thinking the whole thing through
yet, I knew that I needed a hug and for someone to tell me that they loved me. Unfortunately it was really busy, we did not
get to see Don, Lucy had two time outs sitting in the corner of the break room,
and then we eventually left after the third time she ran away and tried to hide
from me.
When we finally got home and Lucy went down for her nap I
tried to process what I was feeling. Why
was I looking longingly at the bar, wondering if we had any Bailey’s to put in
my coffee, or if it would count as a brunch cocktail if I had a Bloody Mary
before noon. Why did I feel so bad? That person was not a major part of my life. What was going on?
What I realized was that ever since I got fired/laid off/let
go/whatever I have been waiting for an opportunity to show someone how much
better my life is without that job.
Waiting to show “them” how much happier I am. When I am completely honest with myself, I
was waiting to show them that I did not need a job, a career, an outside source
to validate me as a human being. Which
was a total lie.
Because what I really wanted was the have a pleasant
conversation with that person, who took part in the decision to take away my
job, and have them thereby demonstrate that I was a person of value to them
because they cared enough about me to know how I was doing. I wanted someone to validate me by letting me
show them that I didn’t need them to validate me.
Yeah, that is sick.
And what is sicker is that I have been secretly yearning for this moment
for a year now. Rochester is not a large
city, and the Catholic community in Rochester is a pretty small circle. But in the year since I was let go from my
job I have not seen a single person that I used to work with. Well, that is not entirely true. A month of so after it happened I went to
dinner with several of the ladies I had worked with on the high school
fundraising gala. They didn’t even know
I had been let go. The office I worked
in did not even deem it necessary to send out the customary email to staff and
parents letting them know that I did not work there anymore. Awesome.
But coworkers and colleagues that I shared an office with? No one.
The gym I go to almost every day is right next to the Catholic high
school. Don and I frequently go to
stores and restaurants owned by RCS donors and parents. Lucy and I walk all around downtown when we
go exploring. But in twelve months I have
not had a phone call, email, note, letter, telegram, chance encounter, or
surprise meeting from or with any of my former coworkers. I have not even spotted anyone at the farmers
market or across the street.
I guess when you work with people for a few years, you kind
of hope that they will like you and respect you enough to say “Hey, I am sorry
you aren’t working here anymore. I think
you are a nice person and I hope you have a good life. No hard feelings!” in some form or
another. At least, that was what I was
really hoping.
So that was the ton of baggage I was carrying when I looked
up and saw this woman leaving church today.
Even though we met in a doorway, I needed a lot more out of the exchange
than I got. As sick and pathetic as it
is, I needed someone from that time in my life to indicate somehow that I made
a difference to them, that I was valued as a person. Hell, even just some indication that I still
existed as a person for them and that they still remembered my name!
What I did not need was a “hello, how are you?” and then to
be fled from while I was picking up my daughter to show off how wonderful she
was. What I did not need was her husband
to avoid saying hello to me altogether.
Or, maybe that was exactly what I needed.
Would it have been better not to have had that encounter at
all, and to leave Rochester in two months never having seen or talked to anyone
from RCS? No. I would have been constantly plagued by the
need to contact someone, to force someone from that time in my life to say
something, anything to me. Now, at least I have an answer. It’s not the answer I would have wanted, but
it is enough to give me closure in that area.
Hopefully it will be enough to send me looking for
validation and self-worth in the right place this time.